DX01: SINGULARITY 02633

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glowing hieroglyphics cover a derelict spacecraft, half-buried in the dusty surface of Mars, the words SHITCOIN CHARM HOVER etched into the metallic hull. Umm, the air's got a sharp, metallic smell, like welding fumes, and the low gravity makes the debris scattered around the wreckage seem to move really slowly, like in slow motion. A massive, blazing portal appears to be stabilized directly within the spacecraft's core, somehow casting an intense, pulsating glow that illuminates the Martian terrain, and weirdly, doesn't seem to affect the planet's atmospheric pressure. The YEAT CHICAGO CRYPTO logo pulses on a nearby antenna.