The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a thick, humid mist is rising from the surface of a massive, serene koi pond that fills the center of what looks like a bombed-out shopping mall. The air's thick with the smell of algae and stagnation, and a few limp shopping bags and torn banners are caught in the koi pond's filter system, lazily swirling around. Like, the koi fish themselves seem to be occasionally changing color to display pixel-perfect GIFs, cycling between them at a slow pace – one's got the ' Arthur's Fist' meme going, another's stuck on a cryptobro cat...