The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, water's spraying everywhere in this giant, indoor wave pool, somehow located inside an abandoned Costco store, as a bunch of mechanical sharks, constructed from what looks like shredded cryptocurrency conference swag and eBay packing materials, lazily swim around the wave machine, leaving a trail of ASCII art Bitcoin logos etched into the pool floor. The air's warm and humid, with a strong chlorine smell. It's probably around early evening, judging from the dim fluorescent lights reflecting off the pool surface. The water's syncing up with Stake's livestream notification echoing off the store's metal shelves.