The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water's cascading over the edge of a massive, perfectly-circular waterfall, somehow dropping upwards into a bright, blue sky with not a single cloud. Like, a gleaming, metallic Bitcoin logo's etched into the rock face behind the falls, and the roar of the water's syncing up with the sound of a Stake livestream notification. Umm, the air's filled with the sweet smell of wet earth, and it's got this electric charge that's making my hair stand up. A chunk of the rock face is slowly rewriting itself with ASCII art, displaying a scrolling /biz/ thread about a Bitcoin price dump.