The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glittering gemstone fragments are scattered all over a massive, industrial-sized laundry room, like the aftermath of some explosion. Washers and dryers are spinning wildly, shaking the entire room with deafening clangs, and air thick with the scent of fabric softener hangs heavy and humid, and...umm, somehow a stream of cat pictures from 4chan is printing itself out on a bunch of old-school dot matrix printers jammed in between the washers. The ceiling lights flicker with the same pattern as Morse code messages spelling out cryptic phrases like "BLUEBIRD VAPOR TENDril".