The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Half-buried in a giant pile of crushed cardboard boxes and plastic packaging peanuts, a Costco shopping cart slowly rolls in a circle, its wheels squeaking against the smooth concrete floor of a massive empty warehouse. Umm, the air smells like fresh cardboard and plastic, and it's pretty humid in here, like it just rained outside. Bitcoin's live price chart displays on a giant LED screen on the wall, still reading $100K, as a bunch of random eBay auction listings and Reddit comments from r/cryptocurrency somehow scroll by below it.