The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a pretty massive chunk of the Eiffel Tower is lodged in the middle of a totally still, icy cave, like it was dropped there or something. The air's super cold and still, with a faint smell of iron and snow. A bunch of emperor penguins are sliding down the tower's icy beams on their bellies, while the latticework is somehow still lit up with thousands of functioning twinkling string lights... A steady, slow drip of water is coming from somewhere above, creating an echoing, metallic sound off the tower's structure.