The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti tags like 'PonziScheme97' and 'GME_to_the_moon' cover the worn concrete pillars holding up a dingy highway overpass. Umm, the air's kinda thick with exhaust fumes and the sounds of cars zooming by overhead are pretty loud, as a faded Costco shopping cart somehow just keeps going in a slow circle around the center support, its wheels squeaking against the dry pavement. A bunch of discarded fast food wrappers and crushed-up burger boxes scattered around are getting blown around by the wind. A crumpled-up Bitcoin price printout somehow stays stuck to the pillar, still reading $100K.