The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, massive crystalline stalactites are reflecting sunlight that's somehow seeping through the thick, solid iron ceiling of this vast, hollow asteroid. Like, the air's vacuum-still, and the smell's a weird mix of space radiation and burnt wiring, with an electric charge that's making my skin prickle. A giant, functional replica of Reddit's front page is somehow etched into the asteroid's central core, with posts updating in real time despite the fact that we're literally in the middle of space. The entire asteroid is rotating on its side for some reason, giving me a weird, vertigo-inducing view of nearby star systems.