The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant, partially deflated bounce house sits in the middle of a huge, empty Costco parking lot. Umm, the sun beats down, casting a bright glow, and the air's really still, smelling like fresh asphalt. Bitcoin's live price chart somehow displays on the bounce house's sagging roof, still stuck at $100K, as a bunch of worn-out shopping carts slowly roll around it in a weird, synchronized dance, their metal rattling against the pavement. A "Let's Go Brandon" flag stuck to a nearby lamppost flails limply in the breeze.