The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Sunlight's barely peeking through a narrow slit in the cave ceiling, illuminating this giant underground reservoir of what looks like glittering, rainbow-colored motor oil... the air's thick with the smell of gasoline and it's super humid in here. Like, the oil's surface is perfectly still, reflecting the cave formations above, and I can see a swarm of bioluminescent fish swimming through the oil as if it's water. Uh, there's a giant, 3D-printed replica of the Twitter bird logo submerged in the oil, and it seems to be slowly dissolving, releasing a stream of Bitcoin price updates that are rising to the surface.