The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A sleek, modern coffee machine sits on a dusty, worn-out counter in what looks like an abandoned office break room, surrounded by stained coffee mugs and forgotten snack wrappers. The air smells stale, like it's been recirculated for months, and there's a faint hum of fluorescent lights overhead. The coffee machine's screen is somehow displaying a /biz/ thread discussing a meme stock, the posts scrolling by as if being typed in real-time. A puddle of coffee on the counter appears to be unspilling itself, rising back up into the cup in a smooth, steady motion.