The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A cryptic, Dogecoin-branded mural stretches across the interior of a hollowed-out, crystalline asteroid, etched into the crystal facets like some sort of 3D ASCII art. The air is humid, and a gentle mist permeates the air as low-frequency humming emanates from an ancient, alien artifact resembling a /biz/ meme, somehow merged with the asteroid's crystalline structure. Outside, the void is a swirling vortex of iridescent colors, while the asteroid itself seems to be drifting towards a reverse black hole that's somehow expelling matter, not absorbing it. The smell of damp ozone fills my nostrils.