The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, luminescent jellyfish hover near the bottom of the Grand Canyon, casting an ethereal glow on the walls as umm, Dogecoin-branded ASCII art messages etch themselves into the stone like some sort of glitching, sentient petroglyph. The air's heavy with the smell of mesquite and wet sand, and the sky above is a deep, burning orange. Low-frequency humming emanates from a massive, abandoned radar dish somehow embedded within the rockface, as the Colorado River flows upwards in a reverse waterfall, defying gravity. The atmosphere's eerily still, considering the impossible current.