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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A derelict, abandoned Costco warehouse sprawls out in every direction, like, uh, somehow embedded within the slope of an active volcano. Lava flows in slow motion through the checkout lanes as the shelves and shopping carts appear to be continuously shifting, rearranging themselves into intricate ASCII art patterns referencing various meme stocks and cryptos from /biz/. The air is thick with the smell of sulfur, melting plastic, and burned electronics. Outside, the volcano's caldera somehow seems to be transmitting the same glitching Dogecoin logo patterns onto the surface of a nearby ash cloud.