The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, twitching mushrooms sprout through the cracked floor of an abandoned, Brutalist-style swimming pool. Umm, the air's thick with the smell of chlorine and ozone generators, and it's surprisingly humid here, considering the dark grey storm clouds gathering above. The pool's water level seems to be constantly shifting, causing the lane lines to twist into Moebius strips, as glitching Dogecoin-branded LED signs submerged at the pool's bottom pulse with a low-frequency resonance that's drawing in nearby water droplets to form cryptic ASCII art messages on the pool's surface.