The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, twisted sodium vapor lamps stretch across the ceiling of a vast, abandoned natatorium. Umm, wisps of fog swirl into miniature whirlpools around a series of glitching underwater screens embedded in the pool floor, somehow projecting a live feed of the Doge meme riding a unicycle on the surface of the Sun. The air's thick with the smell of chlorine and ozone-free air purifiers, and it's surprisingly humid here. Like, the water in the pool seems to be flowing upwards, defying gravity, and forming an impossible Möbius strip that's somehow drawing in the surrounding fog.