The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Crystalline shards scattered across a frozen, cryovolcanic lake reflect pale sunlight filtering through a haze of frozen methane particles suspended above. Umm, the air's crisp and still, with an electric charge that's causing fine, sparkling dust to swirl into miniature whirlpools around... a partially buried, glitching Roadmaster SUV, like, somehow projecting a repeating sequence of Pepe memes onto the surrounding ice. Bioluminescent, cryophilic organisms embedded within the frozen surface maintain a synchronized pulse with a Rule 34 fractal pattern etched into the surrounding stone. A delicate, humming noise emanates from the shards.