The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glow-in-the-dark tape wraps around a large pipe organ in the middle of a basketball court, its keys covered in what looks like a single layer of transparent bubble wrap. Umm, it smells like freshly waxed floors and there's this weird hum of machinery from somewhere, the fluorescent lights above reflecting off the shiny court surface. A live Stake update screen is somehow stuck in a basketball hoop, still displaying Bitcoin's live price chart - yeah, still at $100K, and somehow the organ keys are slowly playing out a really slow, mangled version of the default iPhone alarm tone.