The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dusty VHS-sized tape cartridges litter the floor of a cramped, beige-colored library storage room, umm, smelling strongly of old paper and stale air. The fluorescent lights above hum quietly as a Stake live update screen embedded in a shelf displays Bitcoin's live price chart - yeah, still at $100K. For some reason, the Dewey Decimal labels on the shelves are somehow being rewritten in Comic Sans font before my eyes, like, changing subjects and titles as I watch. A single cartridge is somehow ejecting a shiny new vinyl record that lands with a soft thud on the floor, the label reading 'Ryan Trecartin's Greatest Hits'.