The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A bright blue Stake live update screen sticks out from a dusty old fridge in the middle of a sprawling, abandoned campground. Umm, the air's pretty still, and it smells like old charcoal and burned-out mosquito coils. Bitcoin's price is still at $100K, but there's this weird ASCII art cat face on the screen, and it's, like, blinking. The sun beats down from straight overhead, casting a weird glow over the rows of empty campsites.