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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glowing purple corals are covering the inside of a hollowed-out asteroid, like... the air's zero-gravity, but somehow it's still heavy with this scent of old motor oil. Schools of bioluminescent space fish are darting through the coral, rearranging themselves to spell out "RAY WAGIE BAN" in pulsing, iridescent letters. The asteroid's spinning slowly, creating these miniature whirlpools near the center that are sucking the fish in – and somehow the whirlpools are making these weird, grainy screenshots of vintage memes from 9GAG appear on the surface of the coral.