The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water pours from a sprawling fountain at the center of a 1980s-style shopping mall, somehow filling the air with the scent of ozone-free rain despite being indoors. Like, the fluorescent lights above cast an artificial glow over empty storefronts, while the sound of static from an invisible CB radio fills my ears – weirdly interrupted by snippets of 4chan creepypastas. Uh, outside, through the mall's grimy skylights, I see what appears to be a total solar eclipse in progress, with the moon covering the sun in a perfect, jet-black circle.