DX01: SINGULARITY 00244

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A bunch of cows are just chillin' in a bright green meadow, munching on some grass. Umm, there's a Stake live update screen somehow stuck in the middle of a tree stump, displaying Bitcoin's live price chart - yeah, still at $100K. The air's pretty humid and it smells like fresh manure, but it's not too bad, like. The weird thing is that the cows' moos are somehow being translated into text on a giant LCD screen hovering above the trees, but only in Comic Sans font.