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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water's cascading down these huge, granite boulders that somehow have Dogecoin logos carved into them, with a Lamborghini Miura lodged in the rocks like it's been there forever. Umm, the air is really humid and there's a pretty heavy smell of ozone-free air coming from these massive, commercial-grade air purifiers stuck to the sides of the boulders. The sun is pretty high overhead, reflecting off the mirror-polished rocks, and these crystal-clear pools of water that have somehow formed in the shade are freezing solid, despite the intense heat. Like, a tiny screen on the side of the boulder is displaying a real-time Dogecoin price chart.