The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Towering crystal formations stretch up from the ocean floor, their facets reflecting this pale blue-green light that's filtering down from above, like the water's not absorbing any of it. The air... or I guess the water pressure's crushing, and the smell's all salt and seaweed, with these huge, slow-moving kelp forests swaying back and forth in the current. Umm, Dogecoin symbols are etched into the crystal, pulsing with a blue light, as water flows upwards from the seafloor, into these crystal formations, which seem to be somehow generating the light. A Lamborghini Countach is embedded in the crystal, unchanged despite the immense pressure.