The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water is splashing down from this huge, gilded Baroque fountain in the center of a sprawling, abandoned nightclub, somehow flowing upwards from the dance floor into the fountain and spilling back out in an endless cycle. The air is super thick with the smell of stale cocktails, and the strobe lights are still flashing pretty slowly, illuminating empty VIP booths. Ethereum price charts and cryptocurrency trading updates are being displayed on massive, wrap-around screens built into the club's walls, casting weird shadows on the glittering dance floor. Meanwhile, a giant /biz/ thread is printed out on what looks like a mile-long receipt stuck to the bar.