The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive stone fountain sits at the center of a sprawling shopping mall, its water somehow flowing upwards from the floor and accumulating at the top of the fountain before spilling over and repeating the cycle. The air's super humid, with the scent of food court grease lingering, and the fluorescent lights above are humming at a pretty low frequency. Ethereum logos are etched into the floor tiles around the fountain, with tiny screens embedded in the stone displaying Dogecoin price charts. Like, the escalators are still running in the background, moving empty shopping carts up and down.