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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a bunch of automated vacuum cleaners are just chillin' in the middle of a totally empty, and I mean empty, Olympic-sized swimming pool. The air's super still, smelling kinda like chlorine, and the sun's beating down from directly overhead through the transparent dome above, casting no shadows. Like, the water's somehow flowing upwards from the floor of the pool and is being sucked into the vacuum cleaners, which are all displaying little Dogecoin logos on their screens, and the sound of the vacuums is kinda syncing up with a faint humming from... the moon, I guess, which is somehow just hanging out about ten feet above the pool.