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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, giant stone pillars covered in Dogecoin stickers and pixelated hieroglyphics are piercing through the ground, scattered across a massive, seemingly abandoned skatepark. Water's somehow flowing upwards from the halfpipe, accumulating in the pillars and forming tiny whirlpools within them. The air's super dry and smells like fresh concrete, with the sun directly overhead and no wind at all, but a faint electric charge hangs over everything. Meanwhile, a bunch of levitating – no, wait, they're not levitating, they're just stuck in the ground – QR codes are embedded in the concrete, linking to an Elon Musk tweetstorm.