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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, ancient stone statues of extinct cryptozoological creatures, like the jackalope and the Jersey Devil, are scattered across a barren, snow-covered tundra, with some of the statues partially buried in the drifting snow. Umm, the air's super crisp, with this faint smell of...like, ozone and motor oil, but it's not really ozone. A bunch of Dogecoins are somehow embedded in the fur of the jackalope statues, with tiny, looping animations of Pepe the Frog displayed on their surfaces. The snow around the statues is, like, somehow flowing upwards, accumulating into tiny whirlpools at their bases.