The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Sunlight filters through a massive, crystalline prism lodged in the caldera of an underwater volcano, casting a rainbow-colored glow on a sprawling network of translucent, jellyfish-like structures that are somehow storing and displaying ASCII art cat images from old 4chan threads. The air's thick with the smell of saltwater and has this weird, electric charge like a plasma ball, but the water's eerily still around the prism. Umm... a bunch of tiny, bioluminescent squid are somehow swimming through the crystal's facets, leaving behind trails of BLADEE's 333 album lyrics in, like, glowing ink.