The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, crystalline stalactites are suspended above a sprawling, underground repository of retro computer parts, the air's super humid with this sweet, burnt smell of overheated circuits wafting through the space. Umm, a giant, pixelated cat wearing a Madoka Magica-style magical girl costume is somehow etched into the stone itself, with a pulsing, blue-green glow emanating from the walls. Like, a swirling vortex of binary code surrounds a fully-functional Mt. Gox ATM, which seems to be dispensing iridescent, crystal-studded USB drives. Shafts of fluorescent light filter in, illuminating a sea of glitching Wojak memes on the walls.