The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, sunlight's filtering through the stained glass windows of this massive, abandoned cathedral somehow buried beneath the ice of Antarctica. Like, the air's freezing cold, but there's no frost on the pews or statues, and the smell of frankincense lingers. A swarm of Roomba vacuums is continuously moving across the frozen floor, leaving trails of tiny, intricate crop circles behind them, while a holographic projection of the Kabbalistic Tree of Life hovers above the altar. The ice above is creaking and shifting, causing the entire cathedral to groan and tremble.