The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A Stake live update screen displaying Bitcoin's live price chart - still at $100K - is somehow running on an old, dust-covered treadmill in the middle of a large, cluttered garage. The air's thick with the smell of old grease and gasoline, and the sound of a lawnmower can be heard in the distance. Umm, a bunch of boxes and old tools are scattered all over the place, and for some reason, the treadmill's belt is moving by itself, like, really slowly. The sun's shining through a grimy window, casting a weird, distorted glow over everything.