The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, twisted pipes writhe like a living thing across the seafloor, covered in pulsing, bioluminescent anemones that reflect the shifting colors of the nearby, abandoned oil rig's LED display. Uh, it's reading out some endless Twitter feed, with tweets about crypto markets and Elon Musk's latest drama scrolling by at a breakneck pace, somehow still functional despite being totally submerged underwater. The water's dark and icy cold, with a heavy smell of salt and diesel fuel, and like, schools of anglerfish are swimming right through the pipes without even reacting. A faint, distorted rendition of "Gangsta's Paradise" seems to be resonating through the pipes themselves.