The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A Stake live update screen is stuck to the side of a beat-up, old payphone, somehow running without any cables in the middle of a vast, arid desert highway, displaying Bitcoin's live price chart - still at $100K. The sun beats down, casting an orange glow over everything, while the air's hot and still with a hint of diesel fuel. Umm, a Chill Guy sticker's plastered on the payphone's keypad. A semi-truck somehow drives by with no wheels, just hovering on a cloud of dust and gravel, leaving a trail of discarded Duolingo CDs behind.