The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A fully functional, somehow-not-rusting, abandoned ski resort lies in the middle of a vast, arid desert landscape. The still air's hot and dry, smelling like salt and old grease, as the sun beats down relentlessly, casting an orange glow over everything. A Stake live update screen displaying Bitcoin's live price chart - still at $100K - is bolted to the side of a chairlift, somehow running without any visible cables or power sources, while a Chill Guy sticker is slapped on a nearby sign reading ' Chairlift 7: Brought to you by Duolingo'. Umm, the only sound is the creaking of rusty hinges...