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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Towering shelves stacked with old VCR-sized boxes of ramen noodles stretch up to the ceiling of a massive warehouse. The air is thick with the smell of starch and seasoning, and there's this weird... humidity that makes everything feel sticky, like the air itself is sauce-soaked. Umm, a giant robotic arm made of what looks like repurposed anime figurine parts is slowly sorting the boxes into neat piles while a stream of Minecraft Creeper faces flow across the walls like some sort of digital waterfall. The lights overhead flicker occasionally, but it's really bright in here.