The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A faded Chill Guy logo is painted on the side of a giant, rusty shipping container somehow embedded into a coral reef. Umm, the air's thick with the smell of saltwater, and the sound of waves gently lapping against the container's sides is almost soothing. A Stake live update screen is stuck to the container's door, displaying Bitcoin's live price chart - still at $100K - as a school of brightly colored fish dart in and out of the container's rusting holes. The container's doors are slightly ajar, revealing a dark and musty interior filled with what looks like old, discarded computer equipment.