The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A rain-soaked, ancient temple courtyard lies in disrepair, crumbling stone pillars strewn about like matchsticks. Water cascades down a massive, intricately carved stone statue of a long-forgotten Mesopotamian deity in the center of the yard, as iridescent vines weave in and out of its shattered remains. The air's thick with an electric charge that's making my skin prickle, and somehow, the statue's eyes seem to be updating a scrolling Twitter feed in cuneiform script, hashtags #EnumaElish and #Gnosticism flashing by at an alarming rate. Umm, the smell of damp earth and ozone hangs heavy...