The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a massive, hollowed-out crystal geode is somehow containing an entire inverted replica of the Grand Canyon, with glittering, crystalline rock formations jutting out from the "sky" above. Crystalline otters are sliding down the "cliffs" of the geode, sending shivers of frost through the air as they dart across the surface. The air's crisp and still, with an eerie static charge that's making my skin feel prickly, and it smells like freshly fallen snow. Like, the whole geode is somehow balanced on the back of a giant, iridescent, crystal-encrusted tortoise.