The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, a totally normal-looking basketball court is somehow buried inside this enormous, active volcano. The air's thick with the smell of smoke and ash, but somehow the court's shiny floor is spotless, reflecting the molten lava flows that are streaming down the sides of the volcano. Uh, the backboard is still intact, and a basketball is somehow bouncing perfectly, like it's in a normal game, despite the extreme heat. The volcano's erupting all around, with a massive ash cloud gathering above, but somehow the court's still got normal air pressure, like it's sealed off from everything.