The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A dense network of bioluminescent fungal tendrils covers the ceiling of this abandoned, damp research bunker, casting an eerie blue-green light over countless, dusty, old computer terminals and discarded, high-end laboratory equipment. The air's heavy with the smell of mildew and ozone-free static, and it's pretty still except for some super faint humming coming from deeper within the bunker. Uh, there's this huge, impossible crystal formation literally growing out of a functioning Nintendo 64 console on one of the workstations, reflecting the faint glow of the fungi. Water's somehow seeping upwards through the cracked concrete floor.