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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, half-assembled IKEA furniture kits are scattered everywhere in this gigantic, domed stadium, with instruction manuals flapping in the breeze like flags. The air's pretty dry, with a faint smell of cinnamon rolls, and it's eerily still, considering the sun's pretty high in the sky, casting an even, neutral light. Umm, a massive LCD display wraps around the entire upper ring of the stadium, but it's somehow playing a single, endless, glitch-free loop of the 'Never Gonna Give You Up' music video... and the Rickroll's also somehow seamlessly synchronized with the echoes of some weird, low-frequency creaking sounds.