The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A large, industrial laundry facility stretches out before me, filled with rows of massive washing machines and dryers humming along as they churn out piles of clean linens. Umm, the air's thick with the smell of detergent, and eBay listings for bulk janitorial supplies are displayed on Stake screens somehow embedded into the washing machines' control panels. Bitcoin's live price chart is projected onto the ceiling tiles above. A giant, still-functional washing machine appears to have somehow merged with a shipping container and is spitting out perfectly folded piles of linen without any visible internal mechanisms.