The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a colossal stone statue of a long-necked sauropod dinosaur is half-buried in a vast, crystalline salt flat, surrounded by clusters of tiny, iridescent cacti that seem to be reflecting the pale blue light of the mid-morning sky. Like, the air's heavy with the scent of ozone-free dry air and the stillness is kinda unnerving, but... the statue's eyes are literally burning with a slow, orange flame that's somehow not melting the surrounding salt. The distant sound of rumbling thunder is echoing across the flat, despite the cloudless sky above. A thin, glittering sheet of frost is covering one side of the statue.