The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A colossal stone statue of the Ouroboros loops around the perimeter of a dusty, abandoned Zen garden, its scales worn smooth in spots. The air's heavy with incense, like... the scent of copal resin, and rain patters against the moss-covered stone, but somehow the droplets slide upwards and disappear into the snake's body. Water continues to collect in a nearby bronze fountain, spilling over the edge to feed the Ouroboros, while Dogecoin prices scroll by on the statue's underbelly, with ASCII art depictions of Nikola Tesla and Helena Blavatsky flashing between each price update.