The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A lone VAULT DOGE logo is etched into the base of a skyscraper-tall, obsidian monolith, surrounded by a halo of crystal formations that refract a pale blue light. Like, the air is still and charged with electricity, smelling faintly of ionized air as a low thrum of machinery hums in sync with a scrolling feed of eBay auctions projected onto the dark surface of the monolith. Gravity seems to be warped around the structure, creating a swirling vortex of clouds in the pale, afternoon sky that are slowly being pulled into the monolith itself. Uh, it's somehow also raining upwards.