The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, turquoise laser beams slice through the interior of a hollowed-out, crystalline Great Pyramid, illuminating hieroglyphics depicting various internet memes like Grumpy Cat and Doge. The air's thick with the scent of frankincense and myrrh, and it's, like, really humid, with condensation forming on the crystal surfaces. The pyramid's interior is somehow simultaneously rotating and not rotating, creating this dizzying, disorienting effect that's making it hard to focus on the Stake post projection etched into the crystal, reading "LONDON SPACE SHARD". Shards of NFTs lodged in the crystal facets sync up with the faint hum of the pyramid's energy core.